Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Google Saves Us From Our Drunken Selves

You know, everybody does things that they regret when they're drunk. Some people make out with strangers. Some people projectile vomit into other people's shoes. Some people pass out in the grass outside their apartments. Others drunk email their former significant others?

That's why Google is going to save you from yourself. In their process of taking over the world, Google has just released their lastest innovation--Mail Goggles. This new optional feature of Gmail requires users to answer five simple math problems before sending emails between 10pm and 4am on weekends. Theoretically, if you can't figure out the answer to 35 divided by 7, you probably shouldn't be sending that declaration of undying love to the dude who broke up with you for some chick that you hate.

First of all, this is totally more necessary for text messaging. Who sends drunken emails anymore anyway--way too much effort. Secondly... could we maybe take a little responsibility for our drunken actions? Half the fun of doing stupid drunken shit is telling stories the next day. And maybe your ex ought to know that you're still in love with them. Didn't anybody ever think of that?

Monday, October 20, 2008

Democrats Know How to Party!



Best animation ever. Via Shakesville, although it's floating around all over.

EDIT: Fun trick: "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies belongs with this animation. I'm not kidding. Try it.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

The Obligatory Thoughts on Sarah Palin

You know, Sarah Palin stories never fail to inspire a sense of righteous anger in me. It seems like every day there's a new article in the media about either her or her supporters saying or doing something that is fundamentally offensive to me. Not being able to name a single newspaper she reads? Check. Co-opting feminism to support a radically anti-feminist agenda? Check. Basing her entire campaign on a blatant anti-intellectualism? Check. As for the supporters... well, I'll get to that, but for the moment I'll just remind you of that dude who yelled "Kill him" in reference to Obama at one of Palin's rallies.

And if it's not the McCain/Palin campaign pissing me off, some sexist idiot is marketing a Sarah Palin action figure or blow-up doll or porno (no, I'm not linking that one), and then I have to get all worked up about that. Or some second wave feminist is attempting to convince me that Palin's candidacy should be celebrated for advancing the cause of women's rights when the woman tried to make rape victims pay for their own rape kits. (Honestly. I thought those Palin-lovin' feminists were just a myth, then I listened to two of them speak last week.) In the words of Amy Poehler on SNL's Weekend Update: Seriously? SERIOUSLY?!?!

And that's not even going into the subject of my very real fear that McCain is either going senile or has been replaced by a robot controlled by the religious right.

Frankly, having to be this angry all the time is tiring.

I'm sure that you, my dear readers, are aware of all or most of the things I just mentioned, but sometimes I get started ranting about the Palinator and I just can't stop. All this rage was heading towards a point, however, and that was to direct your attention to an article by Mark Leibovich in today's New York Times entitled, "Among Rock-Ribbed Fans of Sarah Palin, Dudes Rule." The gist of this article is that, despite the apparent attempts of the McCain campaign to snag disaffected Hilary Clinton supporters with the Palin pick, she's actually much more popular among men. In fact, one woman interviewed estimates that Palin's rallies are populated by as high as 70% men. Now, of course there's the typical exasperating nonsense about guys screaming "Marry me, Sarah!," claiming that they come to Palin's rallies "just to look at her," and wearing buttons reading "Proud to be voting for a hot chick." But that's expected. What really got me were the following comments:

“They bear us children, they risk their lives to give us birth, so maybe it’s time we let a woman lead us,” said Larry Hawkins, a former truck driver attending a rally late Thursday at Elon University in North Carolina. Mr. Hawkins said he would rather vote for Ms. Palin than for “McCain and Obama combined.”

Men have done plenty to mess up the country, he said. “The sexual drives and big egos of male leaders have gotten in the way of politics in this country.” Mr. Hawkins said he talked to fellow truckers, and a lot of them feel the same way. “They think it’s time for a woman, too,” he said. “This one. Palin is our kind of woman.”


What do we make of this? Can we read this as progress, as a type of "conservative feminism" (as Leibovich calls it)? I would argue no, and here's why. These men aren't saying that it's time for a woman in the White House because this specific woman is more qualified than any of the men running in terms of policy or political experience. What they're saying is that she's more qualified because of an assumption of innate female characterics--passively sexual and willing to take a backseat to others. In addition, there seems to be some sort of implication that women are owed a little slice of the political pie... because they give birth. Honestly, has that sort of thinking ever helped women?

These Palin supporters aren't ready to acknowledge women's equality--rather, they're willing to make an exception for this one woman, who offers a campaign based on a myth that they can understand without having to shift their paradigms: that of the supermom who can do it all and still be "all woman." Palin isn't making progress for all women who follow her; she's just found a way to work the system without challenging at all the sexist assumptions on which it rests. Can we really say that this is what we want feminism to look like?

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Sarah Haskins

The first post is of the funny links variety. If you read any of the major feminist blogs out there (Feministing, Jezebel, etc), you've probably heard of comedian Sarah Haskins. But honestly, I'm basically obsessed with her, so I really don't believe enough can be said about her amazingness.

With some of the funniest explicitly feminist comedy out there, Haskins' "Target: Women" segments, for the web TV show "infoMania," take the media to task for the constant messages with which they bombard women consumers. The subjects of her sarcastic humor range from sexualized commercials for cleaning products, to the discomfort with women pooping, to the latest, on Disney princesses.

My all time favorite Sarah Haskins clip, however, has to do with - you guessed it - weddings. And if you hate clinking on links, I've taking the liberty of embedding it right here for you! So watch it. Now. I'm serious.

For the Purposes of Introduction

I've never been good at updating blogs. I'm too busy, I'm too lazy, I'm preoccupied with watching Veronica Mars on DVD for the 40th time... you know, things come up. However, I've recently realized that, quite frankly, I have a lot opinions about things. In fact, "a lot" may be an understatement. And so, with the intention of rescuing my friends and family from my constant rants on topics ranging from Sarah Palin to the state of academia to television/the media to feminism in all its forms, I've decided to give this blogging thing another try. We'll see how it goes.

So, to employ the absolutely most cliche way possible to start a blog, let's have a little visit from dictionary.com, shall we?

dis·rupt
–verb (used with object)
1.to cause disorder or turmoil in: The news disrupted their conference.
2.to destroy, usually temporarily, the normal continuance or unity of; interrupt: Telephone service was disrupted for hours.
3.to break apart: to disrupt a connection.
–adjective
4.broken apart; disrupted.

There's a reason I chose to call this little project "Disruptive Feminist." As a first year master's student in Women's and Gender Studies, I'm realizing more than ever that the more I learn, and the more I read, the less able I am to look at the world the same way. Shit's complicated, you know? Pretty much everything in our society is a lot less self-evident than we're taught to see it. So maybe this blog can disrupt some of the daily assumptions about things we take as normal or obvious. That's a lofty goal. Maybe it will just help me work out the constant rethinking and unknowing going on in my own brain.

Or maybe I'll just use it to post some funny links. Guess we'll find out.