Your Daily Dose of Evangelical Crazyfaces

The American Family Association has thoughtfully released a video entitled, "They're Coming to Your Town," in which they detail the eeeevvvvvil strategies of gay activists who INTEND TO TAKEOVER THE WORLD OMG DOOM IS UPON US!

Some gems from the production description:

Residents of the small Arkansas town of Eureka Springs noticed the homosexual community was growing. But they felt no threat. They went about their business as usual. Then, one day, they woke up to discover that their beloved Eureka Springs, a community which was known far and wide as a center for Christian entertainment--had changed. The City Council had been taken over by a small group of homosexual activists.

The Eureka Springs they knew is gone. It is now a national hub for homosexuals. Eureka Springs is becoming the San Francisco of Arkansas. The story of how this happened is told in the new AFA DVD “They’re Coming To Your Town.”

Also available in a convenient five-pack, in case you want to give a little paranoid hatred to all your favorite people for Christmas this year!

I promise, I am not kidding you with this. You will watch the trailer, and you will think it is parody, and you will be wrong.